There be rum and bad eggs.

Is it not lovely out here?

asapscience:

A kid’s skull before losing its baby teeth.via Reddit

asapscience:

A kid’s skull before losing its baby teeth.

via Reddit

eunnieboo:

the joke is that i can’t walk in heels

(via commandersass)

smoothrayne:

welcometomotherworld:

rosalarian:

stacksofrats:

misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

yeah this is actually how it goes

Every couple months, this comic has a renaissance on tumblr and I think by this point, in the year since I’ve made it, I’ve learned about every period every tumblr user has ever had.

Would you say it resurfaces

periodically

get out

(via milkinski)

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

(via merfolkish)

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via buckysbarnes)

tomhazeldine:

And in that moment we were the apple guy.

(via buckysbarnes)

“Sean Bean starring in something is, in itself, a spoiler.”

—   ancient proverb (via makingfunofthestarks)

(via deandrunkchester)

myfemalegaze:


Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Sweeping that is going to be hell. 

myfemalegaze:

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Sweeping that is going to be hell. 

(Source: myunproductiveparadise, via sourgreenapples)

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

(Source: onleatherwings92, via milkinski)