There be rum and bad eggs.

Is it not lovely out here?

“It seems that when you want to make a woman into a hero, you hurt her first. When you want to make a man into a hero, you hurt… also a woman first.”

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

(Source: playercalum, via cribbagematch)

meladoodle:

autodumb:

boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

(Source: jealousgf, via tyleroakley)

i-wontdance:

Swan Lake Ballet

www.iwontdance.com

devildoll:

the older i get, the more i relate to Giles

(Source: bufflehalloween, via camelsareboss)

catsbeaversandducks:

Having some “me time” is very important in order to keep you relaxed and confident in yourself.

Photos via Photogenic Felines

(via casdasgay)

anthonyedwardstarks:

"Get ready for Chris Evan’s jaw. The greatest jaw in the film. Get ready. Here it comes. Oh, yeah. That’s right. That’s a hero." (Joss Whedon)

(via buckysbarnes)

roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”

roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”

(Source: sorry-bloggingwontsolveanything, via egobus)

black widow + gear

(Source: wienerlicious, via sebastianstanbear)

A limerick:

christel-thoughts:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

image

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKKmath

I’m so turned on right now.

(via vampmissedith)

castiel-fallsnomore:

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.

(via kickingshoes)

kate bishop in hawkeye vs deadpool #001 

(Source: natasharvmanoff, via sourgreenapples)

hcandersen:

fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad

(via iamthederpasaurus)